Witty headline, huh? All jokes aside, I am obsessed with the non-stop grind of my girl and vixen Kiki Klout. She’s a workhorse and early bird, too. So seeing her glowing up right here? Feel the burn, baby.

It’s all eyes on my dream crush and she’s slaying as usual. No swiping needed.

‘NOT ME RE-ARRANGING HOTEL FURNITURE’