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The Autoblow has just dropped its biggest game-changing adult toy the industry's ever seen

Keeping it 100? No one is in the same lane as Brian Sloan. For starters, Brian’s Autoblow won him the title of ‘Howard Stern Show’ Sex Tycoon champion earlier this year and he teased something big gearing up to blow - and blow up it has with the first-ever sex toy with voice control and an oral library. Now introducing… the Autoblow AI+.

Spoiler alert: I’ve both received, reviewed and can’t wait to let the world know how much of a life-changing device Brian Sloan has created. But in the meantime, let’s go through the proper means of an excellent announcement giving out every last detail behind this massive launch.

Autoblow AI, the top crowdfunded male sex toy and first device that used artificial intelligence to replicate human sexual actions, is now upgraded with several new high tech firsts: no wake word voice control and a downloadable blowjob library. A web app allows men to control their blowjobs via 6 voice commands: Go, Pause, Faster, Slower, Next and Finish Me. The “Finish Me” command activates the surprise AI experience at the highest speed to bring the user to orgasm as quickly as possible. The web app also grants access to the blowjob library where users can browse and visualize dozens of blowjobs before downloading and saving them for offline use.

The new Autoblow AI+ also comes with a first-ever mechanical upgrade: a user adjustable penis gripper. The upgraded gripper now better serves the needs of a size-diverse population and allows personalized penis stroking pressure levels.

Because both Apple and Google actively discriminate against companies that produce apps and devices that explicitly facilitate sexual conduct, all Autoblow AI+ online features are accessed through a web app instead of a traditional app-store downloaded app.

On the Autoblow AI’s new technology, inventor Brian Sloan said,

“Speaking is the main way we express our sexual needs to partners and I am working towards a future where we will speak the same way to our sexual devices. Our 6 built-in voice commands that control the pace and, importantly, the ending of a machine given blowjob are an important step in that direction. Using new tech without a wake word makes speaking to the Autoblow feel strangely natural.”

On the Autoblow AI’s choice to forgo a traditional app in favor of a web-app, inventor Brian Sloan said,

“We refuse to be forced to use non-sexual words to describe the sexual functionality inside of our app and we refuse to hide or attempt to hide the Autoblow app’s true use case. If we self-censor sexual language in order to reach people in Apple and Google’ app stores, we will only re-stigmatize the normal sexual behavior which millions of people have worked for dozens or even hundreds of years to normalize. We reject the stranglehold that Apple and Google have over hundreds of millions of people’s sexual thoughts by limiting the language that can be used refer to sexual activity within apps in stores they control. I hope our web-app will inspire other adult product creators to develop outside of the big tech controlled app store system.”