Hollywood heavyweight Marlon Wayans isn’t sweating the small stuff, even when it involves being robbed. How about getting the last laugh after falling victim to someone busting into your home and trying to get away with all of your valuables? Say less.

Marlon Wayans steps up and keeps it 100 on his robbery

Instead of going ghost or ignoring the coverage, Marlon stepped up to his social media pages to speak out. Along with providing a lengthy caption dishing on the aftermath, Wayans shared a video explaining how the criminal didn’t get away with much since he doesn’t own much of anything physical.

‘God is so Good. Everyone is fine. I’m grateful.

Dear ROBBERS and OTHERS,
I am the WRONG N***** to ROB. Save your energy. I don’t have anything valuable in my house except MY HOUSE. Sorry, i live a simple life with 2 cats and one of them is a 1994 Range Rover, you will need a jumpstart if you steal it cuz the battery is dead. Robbers don’t waste your energy or your life doing home invasions, shit is too heavy!!! You want to carry all that bullshit? Throw your back out, and for what?! I repeat I don’t own shit valuable. I don’t have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still’