There’s endless reasons to love all the flexing Sexyy Red is doing these days. But her latest contribution to The Culture? How about some wild captions you can’t unsee?

Sexyy Red has the best captions you’ll read today

Low-key? You can’t read these and resist laughing. They’re foul, wild and laugh out loud worthy. Tap in.

‘Cause yea iont ean play like dat’