Alfonso Osnaya: I'm low-key and high-key jelly of his pool goals right now

I high-key really don’t get jelly often but taking a look at model Alfonso Osnaya living his best life in a beach, er, pool setting? On March 31? Big jelly. No denying it.

But all in all? The summertime is inevitable and before you know it, the complaints will be it’s way too hot around these parts. How hot? How about as hot-hot as Alfonso Osnaya is going over at SayUncle with some other honchos putting in work, work, work for the camera. As always, full-fledged details over at Adult The Culture and in the meantime? Allow yourself to love Alfonso for the fun pool video and then become super jelly for 10 seconds over wanting to experience the same thing. My bathtub will do - for now.

‘Ni Disney se atrevió a tanto 🧜‍♂️
#tbt Acompáñenme a ver está triste historia’

Cyrus Kyle Langhorne

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