VIXEN now plays on my Apple TV hourly (Spoiler: the most incredible adult site ever)

Low-key? I am capping but only because I cannot directly access VIXEN.com on Apple TV, so my mirroring goals are up 100 percent since being granted access to see what the latest adult site to come into my life has to offer courtesy of one of the best publicists - EVER - Brian! All jokes aside, my views on what adult content is all about has completely shifted since being put onto VIXEN a few weeks ago and simply said? This is art. This is sex. This is masterpiece content. Welcome to VIXEN.com - er - the review of VIXEN.com, I should say.

I really sat on this concept and idea for weeks now. Of course the promise of a review was going to be fulfilled but just how in the world do you highlight x-rated content in a clean but understood way? Well, fortunately for you? You have a Cyrus. It’s easy to go to those ad-filled spots like XVideos and Pornhub in 2022 heading into 2023. Heck, even as someone who has premium content on a regular basis, I have been known to dibble and dabble into those spots for Google Search-fueled content I want to see a fan with the time and effort to have created - insert: ADULT STAR NAME cumpilation. Yup, I am guilty of it.

And name the adult site, I have either checked it out or signed up - or had the amazing, Brian (should I give your last name, B? I really want to but will wait until the day you give the green light before I full-fledge name-drop you) hook me up with media access to check out.

Adult Time.

BangBros.

Reality Kings.

Brazzers.

TeamSkeet.

MYLF.

Fakehub.

Mofos.

Chaturbate.

OnlyFans.

Exotic4K.

RyanMadison.

Christian Mingle (kidding, kidding).

ManuelFerrara.

Cam Soda.

There are a handful more but when it comes to premium experiences? I have a couple purple hearts and a ton of bookmarks plus favorites. And please believe me when I say this: No one is messing with VIXEN.com.

Even as the content becomes more accepting and cleaner-looking across all of the above platforms, there is a sense of top-notch. If the listed places up above are Benihana, then VIXEN.com is NoBu. Not a fan of Japanese cuisine? Then let’s say if most of those are Olive Garden at best and the others are Maggiano’s? Then VIXEN.com is the world famous Carbone - where your best bet of securing a reservation is doing it months if not a year in advance.

VIXEN.com has it all. To be frank? The male talent is beyond respectable and the NBA compared to high school varsity on the other platforms. Sure, it’s all about the females for me personally but if the male talent doesn’t at least make you become a fan and feel as though they’re holding it down for the culture, then what exactly is the point? Whether it’s Chris Diamond or Alberto Blanco, you have talent able to match their counterparts and bring the same energy while also having a true connection - or at least appearing to have the same connection - from the start through the finish of the scene.

The imagery just stands out for each scene, too. I have witnessed some scenes which were so mind-blowing I had to send an e-mail thank-you to Brian (won’t reveal the last name until I have permission) on a freaking Saturday saying how game-changing this content is.

I have watched epic fucking scenes from the great outdoors, surrounded by snow and oceans and everything in-between. If you’re Team Apple TV, then you already know how majestic those screensaver shots are when you’re idle. Now just imagine the most gorgeous men and women having sex with 4K quality and directing from Academy Award-winning filmmakers. Then you have a very small sample size of just how breathtaking VIXEN.com really is.

Once again, I feel like an eight-year-old version of myself in Toys R Us (remember that place?) or in a candy shop being told I have 60 seconds to grab anything I want and make it to the finish line. There is just too much positive rundowns I want to dish on here but realize this will honestly never end.

The craziest thing about VIXEN.com? It’s so good I can’t watch it daily - despite what this post’s headline suggests. It’s the most pure and delicious, yup, I said it, adult content I have ever come across. It’s like fine-dining. Even with the Carbone reference, it’s such a pure treat you couldn’t possibly - even if it were possible - want to dine there every day. It’s just too insanely perfect and good.

Amazing. Mind-blowing. Breathtaking.

Even the promotional pictures and advertisements for VIXEN.com look like they’re worthy of being framed and placed on any of those IKEA make believe home settings in those massive stores.

If you ever considered what’s the top of the mountain top of adult entertainment? It’s clearly VIXEN.com - trust my words and take the plunge if you need the ultimate fix. Extraordinary sexual magic with a signature appeal and look I have never experienced anywhere else.