Tantaly: The Britney Doll is the absolute cure for being ghosted on date night

I am in love with Tantaly’s Britney Doll. Now don’t jump to conclusions or think I am trying to find a way to marry this life-changing adult toy but just like you love your favorite gaming console, restaurant and TV show, I love everything the Britney Doll represents and how it serves way more needs than the $359.99 price tag promotes.

I really wondered what type of approach I would have with this Tantaly masterpiece. Could it simply go into the NEWS section? Maybe let it be a full-fledged highlight in PREVIEWS, REVIEWS & MORE section. But it really does exist best here in ADULT THE CULTURE and not just because of the sexual manner and options it provides.

Before getting ahead of myself, it’s vital to point out some key facts even ahead of checking out the unboxing. I’ve never adventured too heavily into sex toys and objects. Aside from things like the Autoblow and its 2.0 device for the perfect oral experience possible outside of real human contact, I’ve known about things like Adam & Eve and of course we’ve all known about the concept of a sex doll.

Whether a joke amongst friends or low-key contemplating having a sex doll. It’s kind of like ketchup on your eggs or mayonnaise on fries - you know others have done it, you have no initial plans to ever do it but in the back of your head it’s there. So I’ll admit it - the idea of experiencing a Britney Doll was beyond enticing, specifically when the amazing people at Tantaly reached out and expressed a mutual interest of working together in some capacity to let Attack The Culture readers and supporters know not only about their existence but breakthroughs in mind-blowing products like the Britney Doll.

Smaller than life-sized but more real than you could ever imagine - the weight and overall feel of every inch of Brtiney’s body will give you a few chills - in a good way - because of the realism. Ah - this is the point I should slow down and let us all experience what it’s like to receive your Tantaly Britney Doll box and crack into it.

Yikes - even in the Adult The Culture section, you’re going to have to head over to YouTube to watch the full-fledged unboxing but rest assured, it’s worth it. I’ll wait for you to come back.

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Welcome back! Now that you’ve seen what’s in the box, a few quick notes. First off, the overall weight of the Britney Doll is 28.6 pounds - even though you’ll swear it’s closer to 50. Spoiler alert? Realism not only costs but it weighs a bunch too and Tantaly’s investment in quality? It’s felt - literally.

As you might have noticed from me opening up the box, you’re going to be in a state of shock. The 32B cup breasts are succulent, soft and are deliberately not like the rest of the body. There’s a flesh-like feel and appearance and without even getting too sexual with the Britney Doll, you’ll see the natural flow of the breasts with the simplest of movements.

Now as far as some of the specific details and measurements, I’m going to lean on the folks over at Make Money Adult Content for the breakdown:

The doll itself is made out of thermoplastic elastomers and silicone for the breast region.

It weighs 28.6 lbs, and the length of the body is 19.09 inches. It has two significant openings for you to enjoy, the vagina and the Anus. 

The vaginal length is 7in, and the Anus length is 6.22 Inches. It is completely waterproof and is also made of a material that does not allow dust very quickly.

Britney has a lifelike vagina and anus to rival any sex toy you have that adorns two uniquely textured, real-feel inner sleeves for variable fun. 

The waist is 18.9 inches, and her chest is 29.53 inches, giving her a 32C bust size.

At this point, you should come to realize there’s not much - if anything - which embarrasses me so I had zip-zero problem with the Tantaly arriving in explicit packaging with my name attached to it but to my surprise, discreet packaging has your highly-anticipated goodie as top secret as a birthday wish.

A key thing I’ll point out about the Britney Doll is the luxury of having ‘lingerie’ included. It would have been simple for Tantaly to simply send over the nude doll - which it does - but there’s included clothing to make life easy for all parties involved and in most cases you’re dealing with men ordering these dolls, it’s unlikely they have lingerie readily available to dress up their dolls.

I will point out though, in preparation for this review, I did notice there are some women using the Tantaly dolls for reasons outside of sexual. How about using them for fashion-related purposes?

Mind blown yet? The video footage will always go up and above what words can say, so without further ado, kick back and watch the deep dive into my Tantaly Britney Doll review.

I’m sold. What I really want to point out with not only the Britney Doll but the entire line-up over at Tantaly is the freedom and options the brand represents. We’ve all been ghosted or know the feeling of having a date night-inspired call/iMessage get left on ‘Read/Seen’ and while the intent is good of course, the reality of knowing having sex before the clock strikes midnight isn’t happening is super crushing.

The Britney Doll completely changes the game - forever. The ‘fear’ of not having sex is no longer in your mind. The concept of a ‘win-win’ is a reality now. Whether you have the time of your life, the feelings are mutual and things end with a sexual encounter with bae or things went great but sex wasn’t an end result - Britney has you covered.

Or how about just the need to experience something as close to real sex as possible but not wanting to go the dangerous escort and prostitution route or simply using a bae for the purpose of a sex-needed encounter? I’ll be the first to admit I’ve sent those cringe 11-12 o’clock, ‘Hey, you still up?’ iMessages a few years back. All of those urges and embarrassingly creepy moments are a thing of the past with Britney to the rescue.

Technology is only getting better at this point. We’ve already seen the advancements of AI in 2023 and the Tantaly brand is doing its part to better the positive sexual awareness and possibilities. While Britney is most likely my cup of tea, I can’t help but become mesmerized at the level of options the company has to offer.

There’s an Aurora 2.0 anime sex doll with a slim body and coming in at 54 pounds that’ll easily make you feel like you’re living in a Pokémon world. Or how about the Candice Doll weighing in at 41.8 pounds and being promoted as having the most realistic lower region in the adult sex toy game?

One of the most mind-blowing and craziest considerations might have to come in the form of the Louise - a 23.1 pound realist lives size sex doll with the perfect position to perfect your doggystyle position skills.

I point out the above to simply showcase there are endless options and perks to every style of woman you could imagine. Tantaly does not discriminate, providing different color tones and sizes of the dream woman you’ve wanted all your life - or maybe your tastes suddenly change and you want something different.

Regardless of your preference, Tantaly goes out of its way to meet your desires and keep you smiling. If you’re ready to cave in, hop on over to Tantaly’s site to check out the Britney Doll and the company’s endless assortment of life-changing delights.