frESH FROM ATC (4).png
Smartish: The newly launched Mountaineer is the sneakiest budget-friendly Valentine's Day gift for bae

Smartish: The newly launched Mountaineer is the sneakiest budget-friendly Valentine's Day gift for bae

When it comes to dating, I’ve done the best and worst of all things. From making myself way too available to not being available - at all. But one of the most cringe things you can do is over-spend and under-spend on bae - whether it’s an intentionally overpriced luxury item or something you could find at 5 Below in the Northeast - so of course Smartish stays coming through clutch - as always - with the bae-friendly and bae’ry necessary Mountaineer - er - mount.

All jokes aside, it’s really pretty mind-blowing and of course you can expect a super honest review of the unit sooner than later (love you Double-L-Money and K-Boogie) but until then, looking at the specs, the capabilities and um, yeah - the $21.99 - price point, you can get a his and hers - or his and his, hers and hers, you get it - how about an us and us?

The pics pretty much detail what this is all about but as A.I. looks like a better right swipe than most of the options showing up on your dating apps, it’s time to get futuristic and hands on - so I’m 100 percent down for the luxury of never losing my iPhone and having it safely mounted aside me in about every room in my apartment - because, you know - shaving goals, work goals, workout stationary bike goals and midnight snacking from the bedside table goals - never lose track of where your phone or even AirPods are ever again.

Wait, did I mention this is only $21.99? Like, literally less than a couple of movie tickets to the super cringe movie you wish you didn’t pay $35.99 for plus the overcooked popcorn and non-bubbly soda - and don’t even get me started with the overpriced candy since I forgot to sneak in my Raisinets and Sour Patch Watermelon candy, I mean, ‘you’ forgot to sneak in.

All jokes aside, another huge W for my favorite folks in the world (sorry, Brooklyn Nets, we need those W’s to stack up like Smartish is doing) and with Valentine’s Day literally just days away, it’s a must-own. The official details and nitty gritty from Smartish themselves below.

A home upgrade at this price point should count as a life hack. 

Smartish’s NEW Mountaineer ($21.99) is an easy-install wall mount that holds on to MagSafe-compatible iPhones, AirPods, and any other Qi2 devices and magnetic accessories as quick as pluck-and-drop. The Mountaineer’s extra-strong magnets keep your items from slipping and sliding, the stick is built to last, and the smooth cloth surface blends into your spaces seamlessly.  

With the Mountaineer you can:

  • Keep your essentials by your front door– never dig through coat pockets for your AirPods again

  • Follow along with recipes on your phone by keep one in your kitchen

  • Record GRWMs and FaceTime while you get ready hands-free by keeping a Mountaineer by your mirror

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: Summer blockbuster goals? Say less.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: Summer blockbuster goals? Say less.

Kung Fu Panda 4: Jack Black and Awkwafina remind us why this is a must-see next month

Kung Fu Panda 4: Jack Black and Awkwafina remind us why this is a must-see next month