Smartish: The newly launched Mountaineer is the sneakiest budget-friendly Valentine's Day gift for bae
When it comes to dating, I’ve done the best and worst of all things. From making myself way too available to not being available - at all. But one of the most cringe things you can do is over-spend and under-spend on bae - whether it’s an intentionally overpriced luxury item or something you could find at 5 Below in the Northeast - so of course Smartish stays coming through clutch - as always - with the bae-friendly and bae’ry necessary Mountaineer - er - mount.
All jokes aside, it’s really pretty mind-blowing and of course you can expect a super honest review of the unit sooner than later (love you Double-L-Money and K-Boogie) but until then, looking at the specs, the capabilities and um, yeah - the $21.99 - price point, you can get a his and hers - or his and his, hers and hers, you get it - how about an us and us?
The pics pretty much detail what this is all about but as A.I. looks like a better right swipe than most of the options showing up on your dating apps, it’s time to get futuristic and hands on - so I’m 100 percent down for the luxury of never losing my iPhone and having it safely mounted aside me in about every room in my apartment - because, you know - shaving goals, work goals, workout stationary bike goals and midnight snacking from the bedside table goals - never lose track of where your phone or even AirPods are ever again.
Wait, did I mention this is only $21.99? Like, literally less than a couple of movie tickets to the super cringe movie you wish you didn’t pay $35.99 for plus the overcooked popcorn and non-bubbly soda - and don’t even get me started with the overpriced candy since I forgot to sneak in my Raisinets and Sour Patch Watermelon candy, I mean, ‘you’ forgot to sneak in.
All jokes aside, another huge W for my favorite folks in the world (sorry, Brooklyn Nets, we need those W’s to stack up like Smartish is doing) and with Valentine’s Day literally just days away, it’s a must-own. The official details and nitty gritty from Smartish themselves below.
A home upgrade at this price point should count as a life hack.
Smartish’s NEW Mountaineer ($21.99) is an easy-install wall mount that holds on to MagSafe-compatible iPhones, AirPods, and any other Qi2 devices and magnetic accessories as quick as pluck-and-drop. The Mountaineer’s extra-strong magnets keep your items from slipping and sliding, the stick is built to last, and the smooth cloth surface blends into your spaces seamlessly.
With the Mountaineer you can:
Keep your essentials by your front door– never dig through coat pockets for your AirPods again
Follow along with recipes on your phone by keep one in your kitchen
Record GRWMs and FaceTime while you get ready hands-free by keeping a Mountaineer by your mirror