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Tekashi 6ix9ine: The rap game's biggest troll is really in love with Yailin la Mas Viral

Forget summer love, it looks like Tekashi 6ix9ine is ready to go half on a baby with his ride or die Yailin la Mas Viral. The hip-hop overnight boo’d up couple are reminding the world they’re definitely into each other.

Forget summer love, it looks like Tekashi 6ix9ine is ready to go half on a baby with his ride or die Yailin la Mas Viral. The hip-hop overnight boo’d up couple are reminding the world they’re definitely into each other.

Tekashi 6ix9ine keeps showing endless love to Yailin la Mas Viral

Rather than just saying a couple of words, Tek went all in with a slew of photos and boo’d up moments alongside his bae. He also went deep into storytelling mode to describe their close-knit bond - or maybe just to confuse all readers.

Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. Ben had a dog that he had dressed up in an alpaca suit and then he had eaten it. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. Then Ben sneezed and the world blew up and the Adam Sandler (In the movie Click) used his remote to rewind time to the age of dinosaurs and he got eaten up by a piece of dirt. The piece of dirt then used the remote to go back to the present day where all the fish were trying to protest so they could go to school and become institutionalised young piranhas who ate all the people who weren’t tree huggers and then they hugged the tree huggers. Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: ()(but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: [][. Then Ben went to the park and ate pizza that was falling from the ground and then he saw retarded monkeys saying things like “gurgle gurgle flippity gloo cobble wobble shingy shong”. Ben got thirsty and hungry so he bought heaps of coke and slabs of chocolate from Idiotic Green Antelopes (I.G.A.). Then Ben went sugar high and chopped off his head so he could go to level 7 at Princess Margaret Hospital in Western Australia. The End!’

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